The Walkin' Talkin' Bucktooth Vampire in Ocean Pacific Keep Callin' You on the Phone Blues

“And by the way, everything in life is writable about if you have the outgoing guts to do it, and the imagination to improvise. The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt.”

― Sylvia Plath

The gluttony exists deep within me, down in my cellar, down in my true soul. Down where the DNA mists across the early morning road, my true born character standing the…